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This article contains information and transcripts for Miu Iruma's Ultimate Talent Development Plan events.

Card Stats

Minimum (LVL 1):
Influence Focus Strength Defense Intellect Fortitude Agility Luck
10 25 1 2 5 3 2 1
Maximum (LVL 99):
Influence Focus Strength Defense Intellect Fortitude Agility Luck
122 270 50 55 150 100 75 50



Introduction

Guide Project Miu 04
Hah-haha! I dunno what the deal with this Hope's Peen Academy is...
But if they'll gimme the resources to keep inventin' stuff, sign me up!

Graduation

Guide Project Miu 03
After I graduate, I need to make sure no one messes with my room or research lab...
Cuz that's where I keep all my inventions that let you be productive in your sleep!


Friendship Events

With Toko Fukawa

FTE Guide Toko Mini Pixel
With Toko Fukawa
Guide Project Miu 01
Whoa! For a second, I thought someone left a bottle of milk out in the sun for too long...
Guide Project Miu 19
But it's just smelly Toko with her milk bottle glasses, wasting my precious time yet again!
Guide Project Toko 08
Sm-Smelly!? I-I'll have you know, I j-just took a b-bath two days ago!
Maybe your nose rotted from how dirty you are, you hare-brained blonde bitch!
Guide Project Miu 15
B-Blonde bitch!?
Guide Project Miu 21
...
Guide Project Toko 03
...Wh-What?
Guide Project Miu 31
...I'm sorry, was that diss supposed to get me all worked up or something?
Guide Project Toko 08
A-Am I supposed to feel disappointed!? Don't try to drag me into your vulgar kinks!
Guide Project Miu 30
Don't talk to *me* about vulgar kinks, you fukin' doormat!
Guide Project Toko 07
Don't talk like I want just anyone to step on me! I only want to be Master Byakuya's doormat!
Guide Project Toko 10
Hahhhhh! Master Byakuya's doormat!?
Guide Project Toko 12
To feel his polished shoes as he leaves in the morning, and again when he returns at night...
A pathetic doormat who can't do anything but wait for Master to leave and return home!
Guide Project Miu 12
H-Hey... You might wanna keep that weird shit to yourself... We're in public, y'know...
Guide Project Toko 08
Don't pretend to be so innocent! You get turned on by way weirder stuff!


With Kazuichi Soda

FTE Guide Kazuichi Mini Pixel
With Kazuichi Soda
Guide Project Miu 24
Why, if it ain't the virgin greasemonkey, lookin' stupid as ever!
Guide Project Kazuichi 12
Wh-What the heck's that all about!? Even low-level insults like that can hurt!
Guide Project Miu 03
You seem testy today. I know you're pent up, but don't start droolin' over my tits now!
Guide Project Kazuichi 17
I'm not drooling! You think way too highly of yourself!
Guide Project Miu 02
Huh? There's no way a fuckin' potato-face like you could pass on my delicious body!
Guide Project Kazuichi 17
It's not all about big boobs! Just look how divine Miss Sonia is, for example!
Guide Project Miu 09
What, you like flat chests? Don't settle for less when you can grope a big chest!
Guide Project Kazuichi 14
Miss Sonia is divine in that department, too! I mean, uh...she's elegant! Yeah, that's it!
Guide Project Miu 07
Geez... You really are a virgin if you think that girl has anything on me.
Well, if you can't get with me, then I guess you'll just hafta settle for second-place sluts!
Guide Project Kazuichi 21
Stop it! If Miss Sonia heard this and misunderstood, I'd curl up and die!
Guide Project Miu 19
No one wants to hear you squeal, piggie!
Guide Project Kazuichi 14
Grrh...it's too much of a pain to correct you...
Guide Project Miu 04
Hah-hahaha! Oh, cheer the fuck up!
Guide Project Miu 03
Your clothes are decent so maybe if you didn't slouch, people wouldn't notice your ugly face!
Guide Project Kazuichi 17
Are you trying to compliment me or insult me!?
Guide Project Miu 33
Compliment you, duh-doy! I know you don't get 'em often, so try not to wet yourself!
Guide Project Miu 01
It's pretty ballsy for a virgin like you to dress so flashy. Your outfit's all the same brand, yeah?
Guide Project Kazuichi 23
Y-Yeah...
I'm...sorta surprised. Not many people notice that.
Guide Project Miu 03
Well, no matter how you dress, you still don't hold a candle to my amazing body!


With K1-B0

FTE Guide K1-B0 Mini Pixel
With K1-B0
Guide Project Miu 23
Alright, let's figure what function I should jam into ya next!
Guide Project K1-B0 18
Miu...I appreciate you setting aside time for me.
Guide Project Miu 04
Hah! The world is always vying for my time! You should be grateful I'm spending it on you!
Guide Project Miu 03
Anyway, I've been doing some thinkin' and...you don't have the ability to cry, do you?
Guide Project K1-B0 23
I don't. I believe if I could cry, I'd be able to understand the concept of sadness more fully.
Guide Project Miu 32
Well, that settles it! I'm gonna give you a full-fledged crying function!
Guide Project K1-B0 03
Really!? Oh, I'm so grateful to hear that!
Guide Project Miu 24
But instead of salt water, how about I fill your tear ducts with juice or tea?
Guide Project Miu 04
Then I can grab a drink whenever I'm feelin' parched! Hoo-yeah! I'm a genius today!
Guide Project K1-B0 10
But Miu...those wouldn't be real tears.
Plus, I'm unable to consume food so I wouldn't benefit from a function like that at all.
Guide Project Miu 20
Wh-What...? But it was such an awesome idea...
Oh...d-did you...maybe want some nasty fluids to come outta your eyes instead?
Guide Project K1-B0 13
Absolutely not! I would get in so much trouble if that kind of stuff came out of my eyes!
Guide Project Miu 30
Geez, what are you being such a buzzkil for!? Or is there some other function you want?
Guide Project K1-B0 06
Yes, will you hear me out?
Guide Project Miu 21
Wait, you're serious?
What sorta function did you have in mind? X-ray vision? Big O pistons?
Guide Project K1-B0 17
No, actually...I'd like to be able to give optimal massages for an extended period of time.
My father, Professor Idabashi, is always so focused on his research, but...
Sometimes he works himself too hard, so I was hoping I could help relieve some of his stress...
Guide Project Miu 24
In other words, a function that'll let you help him end his days on a happy note! Got it!
Guide Project K1-B0 07
I-I don't know what you're getting at, but... I have a very bad feeling about this...
You understand that I'm talking about normal back massages, right? Right?
Guide Project Miu 04
Don't worry, just leave it to me! I'll give you a massage function that'll go down in history!
A massage function was added to Keebo!


With Hiyoko Saionji and Teruteru Hanamura

FTE Guide Hiyoko Mini Pixel
FTE Guide Teruteru Mini Pixel
With Hiyoko Saionji and Teruteru Hanamura
Guide Project Hiyoko 12
Ughhh...
Guide Project Miu 21
Look! It's the leader of the jailbait brigade. Didja come for some lollipops and bananas?
Guide Project Teruteru 20
Hiyoko...welcome to my dining hall. What is your desire? Lunch, sweets, or...me?
Guide Project Hiyoko 08
Geez, you two are the worst! I wish I could erase both of you from my mind and existence!
Guide Project Miu 33
You loudmouth brat! The world would be a terrible fuckin' place without my genius ideas!
Guide Project Hiyoko 04
You're the loudmouth, you lowly, gross pig woman! Quit dirtying the air with your stench!
Guide Project Miu 15
Oh... P-Pig woman...? Th-That's not bad...!
Guide Project Teruteru 11
Ooh...this scene's starting to get me all excited. Please go on, you two.
Guide Project Hiyoko 08
You two are soooo gross! I'm so embarrassed to be seen with you in public!
Guide Project Teruteru 04
Now, now, don't say that. Miu and I are pretty in sync, y'know?
Guide Project Miu 24
You're way too small to satisfy me! But I guess even a pig like you can whip up a decent meal!
Guide Project Hiyoko 11
Then do me a favor and go lock yourselves up in a pen like the gross pigs you are!
Guide Project Teruteru 20
Hmhmhm, no can do.
We need to discuss a joint research project for our next exam.
Guide Project Hiyoko 12
Huh? Joint research project?
Guide Project Miu 03
Wow, I guess even pigs are lucky enough to benefit from my genius and beauty!
Guide Project Teruteru 07
The problem is...your ideas are really useless.
An invention to let you eat 3-star restaurant food in your sleep? So a machine cooks for you?
Guide Project Miu 31
Huh? Who said anything about a machine doin' the cookin'? Obviously, you're gonna cook.
Guide Project Teruteru 09
What? Wh-What do you mean?
Guide Project Miu 33
Geez, do I gotta spell it out for ya!? I'm gonna remodel ya into a cookin' machine!
Guide Project Teruteru 16
Are you a mad scientist!?
Guide Project Hiyoko 23
Oh, then remodel Teruteru so he can never open his terrible mouth again!
Guide Project Hiyoko 22
While you're at it, you should sew your mouth shut too, Miu!
Guide Project Miu 14
I...I've never tried that kinda kink play before...Maybe just a little...
Guide Project Teruteru 01
Th-There's no need to try it! We're not going with that invention, geez!


With Kaede Akamatsu and Byakuya Togami

FTE Guide Kaede Mini Pixel
FTE Guide Byakuya Mini Pixel
With Kaede Akamatsu and Byakuya Togami
Guide Project Byakuya 06
You two... Who said you were allowed to share a table with me?
Guide Project Kaede 06
Huh? I can't sit here?
Guide Project Miu 33
I can sit wherever the fuck I want! If you got a problem with it, you can fuckin' move!
Guide Project Byakuya 04
Don't sully the air with your vulgar words.
Guide Project Miu 03
Awwww, is my hot body making your glasses fog up!?
Guide Project Byakuya 04
Did you not hear me? You're unspeakably vulgar.
Guide Project Miu 03
Well I guess it takes one to know one, fuckface.
Guide Project Byakuya 07
...What did you call me?
Guide Project Miu 33
You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?
Guide Project Kaede 30
H-Hey, you guys! Don't fight here!
Guide Project Byakuya 06
Impossible. Someone like her would never be able to fight me on equal terms.
Guide Project Miu 08
Yeah! Don't compare me to this four-eyed fucktard, Kaediot! I'm leagues above him!
Guide Project Kaede 17
Miu...do you want me on your side or not?
Guide Project Byakuya 01
Hurry up and disappear. The two of you are wasting my valuable time.
Guide Project Kaede 05
What, even me!? That was totally unexpected!
Guide Project Miu 23
Fuck you, Byakuya! You think I'll just let you off the hook for wasting my valuable time!?
Guide Project Byakuya 06
Are you trying to extort me or something? You utterly disgusting woman.
Guide Project Miu 15
Ergh! Disgusting woman!?
Guide Project Kaede 31
Ah, geez...Miu's gone all weird again.
Guide Project Miu 14
I-It's not like I secretly enjoy it when someone talks shit to me!
Guide Project Kaede 14
I'm sorry, Byakuya...
Guide Project Byakuya 01
...I hate that I've gotten used to reactions like that.
Guide Project Miu 17
A-And now you're both ignoring me! This ain't half bad...!


Seasonal Events

Sports Festival

Guide Project Miu 32
You're going to play table tennis in the sports festival...and win, thanks to your inventions!
You made sure to come prepared today... Which invention will you use?
FTE Guide Celestia Mini Pixel
The "Sleep N' Serve" invention!
Guide Project Miu 04
Hoo-yeah! I landed every serve in my sleep! Man, it sure is tough to be a genius like me!
Guide Project Celestia 04
Hmhmhm... Thank you for ending the match so quickly.
Swinging around a racket and getting sweaty does not suit my image.
Thanks to your invention, you won an overwhelming victory!
FTE Guide Angie Mini Pixel
The "Sit N' Rally" invention!
Guide Project Miu 04
Hah-hahaha! As if I'd really work up a sweat during the day by exercising!
Guide Project Angie 02
Huh, this strange invention of your is a clear demonstration of your talent.
Guide Project Angie 21
But...it is also a clear violation of the rules. If you put it away now, Atua will forgive you.
Guide Project Miu 30
Doesn't your god have anything better to do than meddle in a fuckin' table tennis match!?
...Tensions are flaring between the two of you!
FTE Guide Mahiru Mini Pixel
The "Ping Pong Ball Blaster!"
Guide Project Miu 03
Hah-hahaha! Hope you like a face full of balls!
Guide Project Mahiru 18
Whoa, hold on! Time out!
Guide Project Mahiru 11
Miu...this match won't be fair if you use your inventions! You can't rely on them all the time!
Guide Project Miu 20
Wh-What? You're mad? Really? I-I was just jokin' around... I'm sorry...
Despite your ingenious invention, you still got scolded...


School Festival

Guide Project Miu 32
Today is the fall school festival... You've decided to exhibit your ingenious inventions!
Approach students as they walk by and tell them all about your amazing works!
FTE Guide Mikan Mini Pixel
Hey, you sad-lookin' sow! Get over here!
Guide Project Mikan 13
Eh!? Um...are you talking to me?
Guide Project Miu 03
Who else would I be talking to!? Start lickin' my boots, then you can worship my inventions!
Guide Project Mikan 02
What? I-Is that how you draw people over to your exhibit?
Guide Project Miu 08
No shit, now get in! Cry tears of gratitude that this gorgeous girl genius personally chose you!
Guide Project Mikan 04
I-I don't really understand what's going on, but...please forgive me!
Guide Project Mikan 03
Amazing...there are so many inventions. This is seriously a lot.
Guide Project Miu 04
Isn't it!? I bet it's makin' you weak in the knees, as well as some other areas...
Guide Project Miu 24
Anyway. I make everyone who enters this exhibit use the "Hookup Counter"! Annnnd...there!
Guide Project Mikan 13
Eh!?
Guide Project Miu 09
...
Guide Project Miu 12
Hmmm... W-Wow... I see...
Guide Project Mikan 05
Wh-What do you mean, "I see"!?
...Since you're so nice, you showed poor confused Mikan all your other inventions!
FTE Guide Teruteru Mini Pixel
Hey, pig-face! Get over here!
Guide Project Teruteru 18
Huh? You talkin' to me?
Guide Project Miu 33
Who else!? Get over here! I'll show you some side pieces you can really drool over!
Guide Project Teruteru 22
I swear...you're quite the demanding little minx.
Guide Project Miu 03
Whaddaya think of all these inventions, huh!? Don't get too excited, I just cleaned the rug!
Guide Project Teruteru 07
I gotta admit, I'm impressed. There's a bunch of kinky stuff here that even I couldn't dream of...
Guide Project Teruteru 11
Just thinkin' about your face while you made this stuff is makin' my loins start to swell...
*POW!*
Guide Project Teruteru 16
Ungahhh!
Guide Project Miu 08
Oh yeah, that invention will punch you if you say something unfunny and perverted.
Guide Project Teruteru 18
Huh!? Then that thing should punch you all the time, Miu!
Guide Project Miu 12
No... Because it doesn't just punch people outta the blue, either!
Guide Project Teruteru 11
Oh my... Now that's a succulent tidbit you just shared with me!
Guide Project Miu 03
Tidbit? You got my smokin' tidbits right here and that's not enough for ya!?
Guide Project Miu 04
Hah-hahaha! You may look like a little piggie, but you got the stamina of a fuckin' horse!
*POW!*
Guide Project Miu 06
Guh!!!
...You and Teruteru proceeded to get punched multiple times by your invention.
FTE Guide Gundham Mini Pixel
Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!
Guide Project Gundham 11
The goddess of fate must be feeling sadistic force this encounter... Stay back, enchantress!
Guide Project Miu 20
Heeee! How mean... I didn't do anything...
Guide Project Miu 23
...Psych! Taaaaake...this!
Guide Project Gundham 08
What!? A ray gun!?
Guide Project Miu 23
...
Guide Project Gundham 13
...Nothing happened.
Guide Project Miu 06
Wha-!? My invention was a dud!?
Guide Project Gundham 05
Despite your foolish bluff, I still felt you draw from a well of nigh infinite malevolence!
Tell me, enchantress! What is that ray gun!?
Guide Project Miu 20
Huh? It's supposed to teleport your underwear... Did it break or somethin'? This can't be right...
Guide Project Gundham 14
A work of mad genius befitting a mad scientist, but even your madness cannot pierce my barrier.
Guide Project Miu 08
Oh, now I get it... You're a fuckin' pervert who goes commando all the time, aren'tcha!?
Guide Project Gundham 11
Krgh... Do you value your life so little that you would speak that way to the Overlord of Ice!?
Your astral level is far too weak to perceive the barrier which enshrouds my physical form!
Guide Project Miu 06
Shut the fuck up, you weirdo! Stay the hell away from me!
You received numerous complaints from nearby classrooms as you and Gundham argued...


Winter

Guide Project Miu 32
Your last winter at the academy... and today is Christmas Eve!
Upon realizing what day it is, you've been struck by a flash of inspiration!
FTE Guide Kaede Mini Pixel
I gotta decorate the shit outta the dorms!
Guide Project Miu 24
Hmm... I guess I'll decorate the walls and windows with hot pink lights!
Guide Project Kaede 02
Hey, Miu... What are you doing?
Guide Project Miu 03
It's a present to all the lonely bastards who got no one to spend the holidays with!
These lights are special! When you stare at 'em long enough while they're flickering...
You start to feel really good...then...kersploosh!
Guide Project Kaede 30
Y-You can't do that! Th-That is obviously not okay!
Guide Project Miu 20
Wh-Why? I just want them to feel good during the holidays...
Guide Project Kaede 31
I mean...yeah, this technology is amazing, but I think you're abusing it...
Guide Project Miu 30
And I think you should show my genius a little more respect, Kaediot!
Guide Project Kaede 02
You were about to do something that'd be hard to respect!
Guide Project Miu 09
I'm way more worthy of respect than some "Luminary of the Stars" or religious nutcase!
Cuz I can invent all kinds of gadget that'll make the world grovel before me in gratitude!
With my inventions, I can bring joy to the whole wide world!
Guide Project Kaede 06
Huh...? So that's what was on your mind, Miu?
Guide Project Miu 03
Heh, of course!
When you're a genius like me, you gotta use your talent for the greater good.
Then again, I wouldn't expect a pleb like you to understand.
Guide Project Kaede 10
Sheesh, if you didn't have such an attitude, it'd be so much easier to respect you.
You put your decorating on hold for now...
FTE Guide K1-B0 Mini Pixel
I gotta give Keebo a major Christmas upgrade!
Guide Project Miu 03
Why hello there, Keebo! Glad you came! I got a special gift for ya!
Guide Project K1-B0 07
Um... I came here thinking you were planning to perform maintenance on me...
Guide Project Miu 24
Oh, I'll perform maintenance..but I'm mainly gonna give you a major Christmas upgrade!
Guide Project K1-B0 14
M-Major Christmas upgrade!? You mean, like a new incredible function...?
Guide Project Miu 23
Yeah! I'm gonna upgrade your light function so your whole body will light up now!
Guide Project K1-B0 01
...What.
Guide Project Miu 24
But wait, there's more! You'll also be able to change the color of your light at will!
Now you won't need a laser pen when you go to Sayaka's Christmas concert tomorrow!
Guide Project K1-B0 07
Th-That function sounds a little, uh...
Guide Project Miu 30
Sounds a little what!? Are you sayin' you don't like it!?
Guide Project K1-B0 23
Well...I always look forward to receiving new functions from you.
I think...that you bring out a side of me that I cannot calculate on my own.
Guide Project Miu 20
Huh? You...get that excited about them?
Guide Project K1-B0 24
But...this upgrade sounds derivative and unoriginal. It's a bit of a letdown, honestly...
Guide Project K1-B0 03
Those ideas are beneath you. I know you can come up with something better.
So...please excuse me for today.
Guide Project Miu 06
Oh...w-wait...
Guide Project Miu 26
I understand what you're getting at, but even so...you still need maintenance, right?
Since you've come all this way...I'll make sure you leave feeling good. Lay down.
Guide Project K1-B0 04
W-Well...if it's just maintenance...
...You performed VERY thorough maintenance on Keebo!
FTE Guide Teruteru Mini Pixel
Time to whip up a "hole-y" invention!
Guide Project Miu 24
Teruteru! I got somethin' for ya that'll make ya sizzle like bacon outta sheer gratitude!
Guide Project Teruteru 20
Why hello there, Santa's horny little helper! Y'know, I was just thinkin' about you...
Did you bring me a tantalizingly titillating invention, hmmm?
Guide Project Miu 03
Now you're gettin' it, porkchop!
I've created all kinds of stuff that a lonely boy might need on a hole-y night!
Guide Project Teruteru 14
I'll just ignore that "lonely boy" remarks... Anyway, I'll gladly take those inventions.
Guide Project Teruteru 21
Hmhmhm... Oh Miu, only you could create such a vulgar variety of pervy products!
Guide Project Miu 04
Hah-hahaha! I guess even a pig like you can sniff out how amazingly talented I am!
Guide Project Teruteru 21
Well, as your peer in perversion, I believe I have a good understanding of your talent!
Come get me when you invent another great product! I'll be cheering for you...
Guide Project Miu 03
Hah! As if I need squeals of encouragement from a little suckling piggie like you!
But if you oink real nice...maybe I'll let you be my personal pet pig from now on.
Guide Project Teruteru 07
No...I don't need to see your inventions that badly.
Guide Project Miu 05
Wh-What!?
...You gave Teruteru your inventions and got a Christmas dinner in exchange!


Appearances in Seasonal Events for Other Characters

With Celestia Ludenberg

Guide Project Celestia 07
Today is the school festival...and your exhibit is a gambling hall for beginners!
However, many seem too scared of losing to attend... Why not ask students as they walk by?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
Would you like to gamble...no, nevermind
Guide Project Miu 30
Huh? Am I hearin' things, or was I about to get an invite from the spackled zombie herself?!
Guide Project Celestia 17
...
Guide Project Celestia 09
Oh? Did you hear something?
Guide Project Miu 30
You ignorin' me, ya cheeky little bitch!? Cuz whatever this is, I ain't playin' along!
Guide Project Celestia 05
Is this a bad spot? Not many people go by.
Guide Project Miu 10
W-Wait, are you sayin' no one can see my dazzling beauty!?
Guide Project Celestia 09
I feel as though...I heard the fluttering of an insect.
Would you prefer that insect exterminated? For a little peace of mind?
Guide Project Miu 05
Wh-Why are you ignoring me...? Can you seriously not see or hear me...?
Guide Project Miu 06
...Oh! Since I'm such a genius...I must have finally manifested an invisibility talent!
Guide Project Celestia 15
...I didn't think you were that stupid.
The troublesome person refused to go away...


With Gundham Tanaka

Guide Project Gundham 04
Today is the sports festival... Your card for the scavenger hunt is...
Someone with a cool accessory! To whom will you offer a pact?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
The enchantress who seals her evil eyes
Guide Project Gundham 04
I am reluctant to call on such a vile power... Yet this dark path befits an overlord...
Guide Project Miu 19
Huh? Shouldn't you be home alone jerkin' off!? What the fuck are you even tryin' to say!?
If this is your weird way of asking me for a favor, then get on your knees and beg for it!
Guide Project Gundham 15
Krgh...such waves of tainted aether are anathema to the Four Dark Devas of Destruction...
Guide Project Miu 04
Huh? What the fuck are those furballs? Emergency rations!? Hah-hahahaha!
Guide Project Gundham 11
You...must truly wish to be turned to ash. My malevolent demon arm shall grant your wish!
You spent too much time dealing with Miu, and the scavenger hunt ended...


With Hifumi Yamada

Guide Project Hifumi 17
Today is the school festival... You're going to sell your original works, of course!
Someone's here already! What do you do?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
If you're here to tease, I must ask you to leave!
Guide Project Miu 33
It's rude to say that to anyone! Especially a smokin' hot beauty like me!
Guide Project Hifumi 05
Well, are you actually interested in my work?
Guide Project Miu 03
Ah, I figured I'd come see your erotic fantasies in print and have myself a good fuckin' laugh!
Guide Project Hifumi 09
So you *did* come to ridicule me! Did you assume I produced garbage work!?
Guide Project Miu 01
Huh? Isn't your fanfiction just porn that you wrote and drew yourself?
Guide Project Miu 21
I get it; you make your own wank material cuz you'll never ever touch a body like mine!
Guide Project Hifumi 11
Oooh, you think I'm some kind of smut writer! I will not tolerate such an insult!
Guide Project Hifumi 09
Ten-hut! I will now preach the virtues of 2D!
Guide Project Miu 20
Heeeeeee!?
D-Don't raise your voice all of a sudden... You scared me...
You drilled the basic knowledge of fanfiction into Miu's head!


With Ibuki Mioda

Guide Assets Ibuki 13
Today is the summer sports festival! Whether it's headbanging or tree climbing, bring it on!
But most important of all...cheering! Where will you perform your fight song?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
A place with a punk vibe!
Guide Assets Ibuki 16
Oh ho! I discovered the source of the punk vibe! Hey, Miu!
Guide Project Miu 10
Gahhhh!
What's with the fuckin' shouting!? If my pussy had ears, it'd be deaf right now!
Guide Project Miu 04
With chords like those, I bet you're a real screamer in the sack! Hah-hahaha!
Guide Assets Ibuki 15
You say a lot of stuff that should be bleeped out... Like Teruteru, minus the subtlety.
Guide Project Miu 01
So what the fuck are you doin' here? Did you come to waste more of my time?
Guide Assets Ibuki 15
Hmm...honestly...I dunno what I'm here for either.
I don't even need to sing. Your whole presence is its own performance...
Guide Project Miu 30
Huh!? So you *did* come to waste my time! That's it, get on your fuckin' knees!
You got out of having to give an apology, but the vibe was shot...


With Junko Enoshima

Guide Project Junko Enoshima 12
Today is the summer sports festival... It's a boring event full of hope!
So which event will you participate in?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
Maybe I'll go it alone at table tennis
Guide Project Junko Enoshima 12
When fighting by yourself, there's no one to save you when you're in trouble...
Guide Project Junko Enoshima 09
And if I were to lose... to her of all people... that might bring me the despair I seek!
Guide Project Miu 30
What the fuck are you mumblin' about? You have a screw loose to match your loose hips?
Guide Project Junko Enoshima 14
Hm, yes. Losing to Miu... just thinking about that possibility makes me despair!
Guide Project Miu 23
Huh? Are you mocking me? Don't you know who I am? I'm Miu Iruma, bitch!
Your boobs seem big and all... but don't get cocky cuz mine are way bigger!
Guide Project Junko Enoshima 09
Okay, I *really* don't want to lose against you. You'd make such a huge deal out of it if you wont!
...You put aside your plan to despair for a moment and made sure you won against Miu!


With K1-B0

Guide Project K1-B0 23
Your last winter at the academy... The Monokubs have suggested that you all clean the school.
Where will you clean first?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
I'll have my body cleaned first
Guide Project Miu 26
All done. I bet your body feels much better now that I've given it a good cleaning, huh?
Guide Project K1-B0 18
Yes, thank you. I feel quite refreshed now. You are definitely my go-to person for maintenance.
Thank you for taking such good care of me...these past three years.
Guide Project Miu 04
Hah-hahaha! Damn right! It's about time you showed me some appreciation!
Guide Project K1-B0 09
I do appreciate you. That's why I'm sad I won't be able to ask you for your services anymore.
Guide Project Miu 06
Huh? Why the hell not? You sayin' there's someone out there better than me!?
Guide Project K1-B0 01
N-No, that's not it... It's just...we're all graduating soon.
Guide Project Miu 33
Fuck graduation! Are you sayin' you don't want me to service you anymore!?
Guide Project K1-B0 07
I mean...I would love it if someone as skilled as you could perform maintenance on me.
Guide Project Miu 02
Then why don't you move in with me!?
Guide Project K1-B0 29
...Really?
Guide Project Miu 03
I mean, I'll help you, but I'm not gonna bust my ass comin' to you to do it, y'know?
Guide Project K1-B0 17
Yes, of course. I am the one who requires your services, after all.
Guide Project Miu 04
Good! If I'm gettin' my hands dirty, then you gotta make damn sure you know your place!
Guide Project K1-B0 17
Then...is it alright of me to ask you to continue servicing me?
Guide Project Miu 33
You think I'd reject you? I'm the one who likes to be toyed with and rejected, after all!
Guide Project K1-B0 18
Miu... Thank you so much. I look forward to your care and service in the years to come.
Guide Project Miu 12
Y-Yeah, thanks...I'm lookin' forward to it, too.
...Looks like you have a bright future full of top-notch maintenance waiting for you!


With Kazuichi Soda

Guide Project Kazuichi 08
Your last winter at the academy... You spent time at a Christmas party with your friends.
You're done cleaning up the party and it's time to go home... What do you do?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
Maybe I'll stay here a little longer
Guide Project Kazuichi 20
Ah, crap...
Guide Project Miu 33
Eh!? What's with the uglier-than-usual face? Is my body givin' you blueballs or somethin'?
Guide Project Kazuichi 14
Geez... Now all my good vibes from the party are totally ruined...
Guide Project Miu 04
Hah-haha! How sad for you! On this holiest of nights, you have no hole to call your own!
I know what'll cheer you up, virgin! I'll let you fantasize about me wearin' my Santa miniskirt!
Guide Project Kazuichi 18
Actually...it's almost sort of a relief to see you acting the way you always do.
It makes me forget that graduation's coming up or that this is our last Christmas here...
Guide Project Miu 02
What's the matter, grease-monkey? Sad you won't get to oggle my titties anymore?
Make sure you get one last look at 'em and burn it into that peabrain of yours!
Guide Project Kazuichi 17
Who you callin' peabreain!? You really do have too high an opinion of yourself!
You felt better after talking to Miu, who was the same as always...


With Toko Fukawa

Guide Project Jack 04
Your last winter at the academy... You should've been cleaning on the day of the ceremony, but...
Guide Project Toko 13
...Achoo!
Guide Project Toko 03
Unfortunately, you turned into Genocide Jack before you knew it.
The cleaning doesn't seem to be done yet... What will you do?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
Maybe I'll take a break in the dining hall
Guide Project Miu 08
Why, if it ain't the mopey masochist mophead! Shouldn't you be using your body to clean!?
Guide Project Toko 07
"Mopey masochist mophead"? Y-You're the one who polishes the floor with her groveling!
Guide Project Miu 30
Huh? There are far better things a genius like me could be doing besides cleaning!
Like, I could use this time to invent something that'll let me clean the floor in my sleep!
Guide Project Toko 06
*sigh* It makes me infinitely happy that I will never have to see your face after graduation.
Guide Project Miu 06
W-What...? But normally you'd never have the chance to be this close to a genius.
Guide Project Miu 08
Oh, since you're so mirror-breakingly hideous... you can't stand being near a beauty like me!
Guide Project Toko 02
The only working part of your brain is the part that invents useless shit!
Guide Project Miu 24
Eureka! You only act like a stuck-up bitch cuz you can't admit how lonely you really are!
Guide Project Toko 10
Wh-Where did *that* come from!?
Guide Project Miu 21
A day without me is like a day without sunlight so I understand why you'd feel so lonely.
Guide Project Miu 03
I guess I can let you bow before my genius. Every beauty needs a beast, after all!
Guide Project Toko 04
You're the one who's lonely! B-Because no one can put up with your filthy mouth!
Guide Project Miu 06
Y-Yeah right... Nothing relieves me more than distancing myself from plebs like you.
I'm a genius, after all... Most people don't have what it takes to get on my level.
Guide Project Toko 01
No wonder you don't have friends...
Guide Project Miu 20
Grgh!
You spent some time being verbally abused by a dispirited Miu.


With Yasuhiro Hagakure

Guide Project Yasuhiro 15
Today is the fall school festival... You're going to tell fortunes, of course!
Here comes a mark–uh, customer! What do you do?
FTE Guide Miu Mini Pixel
I don't think you need your fortune told...
Guide Project Miu 09
That's for the customer to decide, not you! Who the fuck do you think you are, anyway!?
Guide Project Yasuhiro 04
Guess that's true... Well, you look like you have money. I'll tell your fortune, Miu!
Guide Project Miu 03
Fortune-telling? Pfft, I can already do that shit with my inventions!
Guide Project Yasuhiro 11
You can?
Guide Project Miu 07
I have this one useless invention that can perfectly predict the next day's weather.
Guide Project Yasuhiro 10
Th-That's not fortune telling! And that's not "useless" either...
Guide Project Yasuhiro 16
...I smell money!
Guide Project Miu 30
Whatever! I think I've figured out how your fortune-telling can help me!
Guide Project Miu 12
I've...used my inventions to make predictions about my love life, but it's not enough...
Guide Project Yasuhiro 03
Forget that, what about the invention!?
Guide Project Miu 30
Forget that!? I came here for your services and you're givin' ME fuckin' attitude!?!?
The business transaction did not go as planned...

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