Today, I present this nation's very special murderous fiend, Genocide Jack. I was bestowed the opportunity to have an exclusive interview with her.
Genocide Jack... You have my sincerest gratitude for coming here today!
Thank you! It's your wonderful, smiling murderous fiend here!
Although, you're not quite sane, either! A princess all alone with a murderer? The king of your country is gonna have a heart attack!
That is true...Although, according to my knowledge... All of Genocide Jack's victims had been male. Murderous fiends are quite particular about their characteristics and their aesthetics.
I assume you are similar to that as well, Genocide Jack!
You knew you wouldn't be killed? Oh me, oh my! You sure did your research. Although, it's a bit creepy that you're talking to me like you know me... Well, I guess I can forgive you for reading on little ol' me.
I am sorry. I was just so incredibly eager to be able to meet *the* Genocide Jack...
Pfft! What? You make it sound like I'm a star or something! That's hilarious!
*sigh*...I wish I was being pampered by an adorable boy instead, so I could kill him.
An adorable boy...? How does this relate to your particular characteristic as a murderous fiend?
Wha-what? Don't you know anything about what's adorable? If not, you're missing out on life!
I-Is it truly that essential? Please tell us more about this!
Seriously? If I start, I'll ramble on forever! Do ya really wanna go down the maiden's road?
Maiden...? Is there something particularly related to women?
Well, it doesn't really have anything to do with that... But I don't mind teaching you all of the...
...Huh!? Wh-Why is the princess here!?
Oh, my! It seems I will be unable to hear all the juicy information!
Alright... I'm finally going to tell everyone the truth today. I'm so nervous, but if I just think about when I told Mondo, I'll definitely do my best!
Heeeey, Chihiiiii! Good morning!
Huh...? It's not Toko, but um...Genocide Jack?
Yup, yup! I'm the super excitable landmine who can blow up any second, the murderous fiend!
Yeah, yeah. Ah, I'm sleepy...
My charm is that I'm always hyper, no matter what! I know that already! But I'm outta gas cuz I haven't killed anyone lately! I've been a good little glasses girl!
*sigh* Ah, where have all the adorable boys gone...?
Um, Genocide Jack... Uh, um...
Huh, you're still here? What do ya want? Little lolis like you don't do nothin' for me...
Well, if you were a boy crossdressing, then that'd be a totally different story!
But a chick dressed as an adorable boys is a no-go! Heaven may forgive them, but not me! I'm totally okay with the reverse though! You think that's unfair? That's just my justice!
Kidding! A murderous fiend wouldn't talk about justice, even as a joke! Kyeehahahahaha!
...Ah. Too tired.
...I couldn't tell her.
Today is the summer sports festival! Toko finished her events as fast as she could to go see Master in action, but...
Oh my, how lucky! Now you must burn Master's sweaty, youthful body into your eyes! But you don't know which event Master will be in... Where could Master be?
Master's slender body is perfect for basketball!
Aha! The power of love guides me!!! I've found you, Master Byakuya!
Hiro. Rejoice, I have a job for you. Detain her.
What!? You want me to detain *her*!? Byakuya, please! Anything but that!
I'm coming for youuuuuu!
You pushed Hiro aside and passionately cheered for Master!
Master would take first place in table tennis!
Tch, no Master!? My prettyboy radar must need tweakin'!
Hey...cheering is fine, but don't get too worked up. You'll distract the people playing, y'know?
What?! You talkin' to me, midget?
You think some masculine mini boy can stop me? I'll make you bleed!
You're pretty good...but you still got a ways to go. I can dodge you with my Shukuchi Method.
You wanna bet!? I'll have you *begging* me to kill you in five minutes!
You toyed with Ryoma for a bit!
Master would gracefully shoot a soccer goal!
Master Byakuya's long legs are suited for stepping on faces and balls!
Oh, curse my girlish heart! Woe is me! If only I were some unfeeling robot!
What are you even talking about? Is this some new form of robophobia you've invented?
Since you came all this way, you enjoyed the rare sight of a robot struggling to play soccer!
Today is the school festival...but then you sneezed and ended up switching personalities! Looks like Miss Morose was selling her novels...But why not go somewhere else for now?
Is something happening at the gym?
Hm!? I smell Master Byakuya...
I'm comin' in!
Oh! My first customer!
Eh? A guest? How is this possible!?
What the hell is this!? There's no one here but stuffed animals!
Master's musk is in the air... I wonder if he hit the gym...
Welp, I'm outta here!
Hey, where ya goin'? My talk show is just about to start!
Plus, I'm here, too!
Who would wanna watch your freaky puppet show!? Move! If you get between me and Master, I'll slice ya in two!
Oh me, oh my... I don't care what happens to Monomi, just spare me okay?
H-Hey... Are you throwing your little sister under the bus!?
Huh? But you always said...you weren't my little sister, right?
You monster! You've got ice water flowing through your stuffing!
You can't fool me, ya dumb bear! Move it or lose it!
Not only did Monokuma and Monomi waste your time, but you couldn't find Master...
Are they doing "it" in the classrooms?
Where the hell is Master?! Where?! I've looked everywhere!
Hey, what's this!? Photo exhibit!?
Hey, you! Stay away from this classroom!
What!? You're trying to reject the murderous fiend!? Sorry, sweetie! This is a festival for students, and I *am* a student!
No way! This is Mahiru's photo exhibit! If someone crazy like you went in there, you'd make her photos all dirty!
Shut up, banana head! Or do you want me to peel that banana and snip snip snip!?
Sh-Shut up! I'm not a banana head! What's up with you, ugly sewage bitch!?
Oh, you're borrowing *that* old relic of an insult!? It was shit then and it's shit now!
I may be an ugly sewage bitch, but if ya look close, I'm damn gorgeous, don't ya think!?
I'd never think that! Geez, go away already!
It didn't seem like Master was there, so you decided to head to the next exhibit...
Hm? A shop for "it"...how suspicious!
I can hear someone panting! Does this school really allow that kinda debauchery!?
Kh... I hear a nasty sound and here you are... What are you doing here?
Oh, it's Neko! What was goin' on here, hmmm? I wanna know!
Hmph...I can't just tell you that. After all, "it"...is my secret weapon. I give vitality to the athletes I've chosen so they can't go without it... Let's just leave it at that.
Let's not! I'll just stand outside and eavesdrop!
Leave it to me, Neko, I'll bring ya some pretty boy customers!
Hey, wait up! I said I'd only do "it" for athletes I've chosen!
You pulled a few customers to Nekomaru's shop!
Your last winter at the academy... The Monokubs asked you to clean the school today...
But once again, your personalities switched! Forget about cleaning! Let's look for Master!
Master must obviously be in the classroom!
Oh, Toko. Where have you been!?
It can't be! Master's not here, but some stuffed rabbit it!?
I'm making sure everyone is cleaning!
You're in the way of everyone's cleaning! That's *my* job! Welp, good luck with that! I'm gonna go look for Master again!
W-Wait! You need to help clean, too!
Then tell me where he is, and I'll lick the floor beneath his feet!
B-By the time I came to this classroom, Byakuya was already gone...
Useless! Keep an eye on your students! Or do you want me to cut ya up!?
I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful...
Hey hey! No need for apologies, I am a *murderer*, after all! Kyahahaha!
You clearly have a lot of issues...but you're still one of my students.
...What? I hate that kinda lip service. Some plush bunny teacher is giving me up a compliment. That's downright wild! Kinda funny, ain't it? That a murderous fiend like me would lead a normal life here?
Perhaps, but... Even if you did something really bad... I wouldn't abandon you. I'd stay by your side and help you get back on your feet again.
Now you're startin' to sound like an actual teacher! Can't say I'm gonna listen to ya, though!
You ran away from Usami and started your hunt for Master again!
Master must be in bed at the Nurse's Office!
Nurse's Office! Bed! Me, in the bed! With Master in this picture, it would be perfect!
Hey, this is nurse's office... Quiet down.
What, you here for the bed fun, too? If you cut in front of me for Master, I'll cut *you*.
No. I'm only here because I helped one of my injured classmates walk here.
That's downright sociable of you! Oh, right, you're a child caregiver. Doesn't fit you, though.
...Yeah, I guess it doesn't.
You're gonna agree with me just like that!? You wanna talk about it with a crazy lady?
I'd rather not, especially not to someone who kills indiscriminately.
Welp, that's fine, I don't care either. The gloomy one is usually out and about, so this might be the last convo we get! This might be the last time you ever see my beautiful face!
I'm not going to talk about myself just for that reason.
I told ya, I don't care. I was just thinkin' about graduation!
That's true... We'll probably never see each other again. If you don't have any business with me, then I'm leaving. You're looking for Byakuya, right?
Oh, right! No time to waste!
You parted ways with Maki, and decided to look for Master again!
Master must be having coffee in the dining hall!
I thought that Master would be here... But here you are, sippin' coffee! Hey! Where's Master? Where!?
Kehehe... Well, well...aren't you an eager one?
Damn right I am! I've seen plenty of pretty boys, but...
Master takes the cake! Kyaaa! I can't control my ovaries!
How 'bout you? See any pretty girls lately?
I would appreciate it if you didn't compare my standards to yours. I don't seek girls for myself.
I already have someone I love. I have never so much as considered anyone besides her.
Now here we are, a couple of weirdos who are honest with themselves. Doesn't seem right!
I have mixed feelings about being called a comrade of yours... But so be it. I will allow myself to say.. "Byakuya just left here to return to the classroom."
Your last winter at the academy... You're having a Christmas party with your classmates today! You went to buy drinks...but you got excited and bought too many. They're heavy... Why not take a break somewhere?
I'm going to keep going till the hallway
I'm sorry if it's a nosy question, but...have you been taking baths, Toko?
N-Not in a while... What about it? Are you trying to say I smell like an ugly bitch!?
Um...that's not what I meant. By taking baths and maintaining good hygiene...you reduce the risk of getting infections... If you wash too much, you'll damage your skin and wash away good bacteria, so you need to—
I-I know that already!
But also, um...if you're dusty all the time, then...
What are you trying to say!? Spit it out already...
Gettin' covered in dust makes me sneeze!
Uhhh... Genocide Jack...
Hey! Don't cry! It's not like I'm gonna eat you or something!
I-I'm sorry for being so nosy! I'll apologize, so...please don't hurt me!
I don't wanna cut up any chicks!
Because you were talking to Toko, it took you a while to get back to the dining hall...
Today is the summer sports festival... Let's cook something for everyone's lunch! Hanamura Dining Hall Delivery... Wait, no, it's a catering service! You have a guest, right off the bat. How will you serve them?
I don't think I've got anything for you...
If you'd like, you can order me...is what I'd usually say, but even I have a line...
Well good, cuz I just came here to get my lunch!
Maybe you think, "Hey, this psycho chick doesn't eat normal meals!"
S-Sorry...when you say "meal," I can only picture you eating adorable boys.
Well duh! I could always go for slicing up some adorable boys! I want to fill my stomach...with Master!