Although, you're right about the second half. I'm the famous murderer everyone knows! I haven't killed anyone ever since Master told me not to. There's no changing the past though.
It's not exactly like that. Although, things like that do fire me up. Injuring beautiful men and being hated by the world... They're free to call me a witch.
Well, whether or not being a murderous fiend is cliche, I definitely exist, y'know? My existence may be unnatural, but you can't deny the fact that I'm here now!
That is true...Although, according to my knowledge... All of Genocide Jack's victims had been male. Murderous fiends are quite particular about their characteristics and their aesthetics.
You knew you wouldn't be killed? Oh me, oh my! You sure did your research! Although, it's a bit creepy that you're talking to me like you know me... Well, I guess I can forgive you for reading on little ol' me.
I have no issue with that. I doubt anything good will come from being your type. You also do nothing for me. Only cleanly people are suitable to be Sister's friends.
My gloomy side is the one who doesn't bathe! It's her fault I get this filthy! By the by, what happens to the suitable girls? You find any worthy ones already?
Alright... I'm finally going to tell everyone the truth today. I'm so nervous, but if I just think about when I told Mondo, I'll definitely do my best!
My charm is that I'm always hyper, no matter what! I know that already! But I'm outta gas cuz I haven't killed anyone lately! I've been a good little glasses girl!
But a chick dressed as an adorable boys is a no-go! Heaven may forgive them, but not me! I'm totally okay with the reverse though! You think that's unfair? That's just my justice!
Oh my, how lucky! Now you must burn Master's sweaty, youthful body into your eyes! But you don't know which event Master will be in... Where could Master be?
Today is the school festival...but then you sneezed and ended up switching personalities! Looks like Miss Morose was selling her novels...But why not go somewhere else for now?
Hmph...I can't just tell you that. After all, "Şablon:İmp"...is my secret weapon. I give vitality to the athletes I've chosen so they can't go without it... Let's just leave it at that.
...What? I hate that kinda lip service. Some plush bunny teacher is giving me up a compliment. That's downright wild! Kinda funny, ain't it? That a murderous fiend like me would lead a normal life here?
Welp, that's fine, I don't care either. The gloomy one is usually out and about, so this might be the last convo we get! This might be the last time you ever see my beautiful face!
I have mixed feelings about being called a comrade of yours... But so be it. I will allow myself to say.. "Byakuya just left here to return to the classroom."
Your last winter at the academy... Today is Christmas, but you're not interested! You're not here to celebrate, you just want to sit and have a coffee.
Aawww, don't go, Master! Don't be shy! Didja forget what today is!? Yep, it's Christmas! The day for lovers! How did today become a day for couples, anyway!?
Today is the school festival... Your exhibit is an arcade where everyone can play together! You have a visitor right away... What kind of game will you invite them to play?
Today is the fall school festival... Obviously, you'll perform a magic show! It's almost time for your show to start... How will you spend the next few minutes?
Is that so!? You're shaking like a baby fawn! Or, are you shaking from bein' too nervous! You're gonna put on a show, right, ya little Houdini!? What do you got planned for us!?
Today is the summer sports festival. You are captain of the basketball team... You're not too enthusiastic, but maybe you should talk to someone before the game.
Today is the sports festival... You were forced to be captain of the basketball team. It's an unavoidable hassle... That being said, what's your strategy going in?
Your last winter at the academy... You're having a Christmas party with your classmates today! You went to buy drinks...but you got excited and bought too many. They're heavy... Why not take a break somewhere?
Um...that's not what I meant. By taking baths and maintaining good hygiene...you reduce the risk of getting infections... If you wash too much, you'll damage your skin and wash away good bacteria, so you need to—
Today is the summer sports festival... Let's cook something for everyone's lunch! Hanamura Dining Hall Delivery... Wait, no, it's a catering service! You have a guest, right off the bat. How will you serve them?
If you keep your putrid breath in your mouth... I suppose I don't mind. First, you need a bath. Then stay 50 yards away from me and keep your mouth shut.
