Абсолютный План Развития Талантов/Мономи

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Мономи

Эта статья предоставляет информацию об ивентах Абсолютного Плана Развития Талантов Мономи.

Статистика Карт

Mинимум (LVL 1):
Влияние	Внимание	Сила	Защита	Интеллект	Стойкость	Ловкость	Удача
15	25	1	3	2	5	2	1

Mаксимум (LVL 99):
Влияние	Внимание	Сила	Защита	Интеллект	Стойкость	Ловкость	Удача
162	270	50	100	75	150	75	50

Вступление

Я должна была стать учителем для всех... но Монокума заставил меня записаться в качестве ученика. Я никогда не думала, что что-то подобное вдруг вообще произойдет... Буду ли я влезать в ученическую униформу?

Выпускной

После сегодняшнего дня моя жизнь в Академии со всеми подходит к концу. Я всегда думала, что буду тем, кто будет смотреть, как все выпускаются, а не сама выпущусь отсюда...

Ивенты Дружбы

С K1-B0 и Монокумой

С K1-B0 и Монокумой Вот ты где, Монокума! Ух, да что вам, двум устаревшим моделям... То есть, чё вам надо? З-Злюка! Кого ты называешь устаревшей!? Я записал это робофобскую ремарку на кассету. Я точно засужу тебя. ...Хм? Всмысле? Не притворяйся! Ты всегда так жесток ко мне... Но это окончится здесь и сейчас! Я больше не буду терпеть этого! Я жесток к тебе? А я и позабыл.. Не копируй-ка Монотаро! Монокума, почему ты оскорбляешь Мономи? Жестокое обращение робота с роботом — это не смешно ни чуть и ни капли. Я знаю, что ты любишь своих детенышей. Почему ты не можешь показать свою младшую сестру такой же любовью? Ммм.. Вообще... На самом деле я не его младшая сестра.. И это касается и тебя, Мономи. А? И меня?! Ты не думаешь, что ты явно должна была сообщить о жестоком обращении Монокумы с тобой намного раньше?! Подожди, мы что.. сейчас в суде? Когда это уже случилось? Я-Я не хотела придавать этому такого большого значения... Ну... это не станет большой проблемой, так что не беспокойтесь так сильно оба об этом. Нет никаких оснований обращаться с этим и начинать суд. Это только между тобой, мной и К1-BO.. Эй! Не причисляйте меня к этим чучелкам! Д-Домогательство к роботам!?

С Нэкомару Нидаем

С Нэкомару Нидаем Нэкомару... Извини, что прерываю тебя, пока ты тут всем управляешь, н-но... А? Что такое? Какое у тебя ко мне дело? У меня к тебе одна просьба. Пожалуйста... Пожалуйста, сделай меня сильнее! Чего? *сопит*... Вааааааа!!! Я не могу.. Я не могу... больше терпеть этого насилия со стороны Монокумы по отношению ко мне! Даже тот самый большой соседский хулиган не был так серьезно жестоко настроен к его младшей сестренке! Вот оно как.. А я видел, что вы раньше так играли вместе.. Это никакие не игры! Он избивает меня как сумасшедший! Но я больше не собираюсь с этим мириться и терпеть это! Я хочу стать достаточно сильной, чтобы победить Монокуму! Так что, пожалуйста, сделай меня сильнее! Ясно... Понимаю, о чем ты говоришь... Но в конкретно твоем случае... есть ли смысл тренировать свое тело? ...А?!.. Я имею в виду, ты, конечно, можешь тренироваться мысленно или заниматься боевыми искусствами и всё такое... Но перед этим... Не стоит ли попробовать еще кое-что? И что же я должна попробовать...? Прежде чем драться с ним... почему бы тебе не поговорить с ним об этом хоть раз? Хоть вы и простецкие плюшевые мишки... но в конце концов, вы двое - семья. Н-Нэкомару.. А ты.. П-Прав.. ...Стой, подожди, мы не семья! Он медведь, а я кролик! Ты что, разве не видишь разницы!? Хмпф... Разве ты не называла себя его сестрой минуту назад?..

С Хиёко Сайонджи и Гонтой Гокухарой

С Хиёко Сайонджи и Гонтой Гокухарой У-Ужас!!! Я вся в муравьях! Они ползают по мне! Я-Я так чешусь! Кьяхахахаха! А я и не знала, что мягкие игрушки тоже так чешутся! Смотри ка, смотри! У тебя муравьишки на спине! Хочешь, я надену на тебя еще одного!? Эгрххх.. Я не могу дотянуться ни до единого!! А..? Что вы тут делаете вдвоем?.. Гонта слышал разговоры муравьев.. Пожалуйста, спаси меня, Гонта! Хиёко.. Она.. Хиёко.. Мономи сказала, что хочет поиграть с муравьями, поэтому я намазала ее ими. Что не так? Я-Я в жизни такого не говорила!! Хммммм... Кажется, ты нравишься муравьям, Мономи.. Муравьи очень нежные, так что играй с ними по-хорошему Я слышала его... Может быть, тебе стоит спустить муравьев прямо сейчас. Н-Но.. Моя ручка.. Она не доходит до спинки.. Что ж, думаю, тогда я просто развлекусь, раздавливая муравьев, ползающих по тебе. Э-Это уж слишком жестоко!!! Что?! Делать что с муравьями?! Ты.. сказала.. раздаваливать?.. ...Ах! Н-Ничего, Гонта! Ты, должно быть, ослышался!! Хм? Ты же слышал меня. Я "раздавлю" муравьев, ползающих по Мономи... Она имеет в виду раздавить их объятиями, конечно же!! Потому что Хиёко очень любит муравьёв! Гонта понял... Муравьи милые и много работают. Гонта может многому у них научиться! Агась, они мне тоже нравятся. Знаешь... например, когда ты хлюпаешь их в потоке... О-О, ага, я тоже о-очень люблю муравьишек!! Эй, ты.. Да в чём твоя проблема, чёрт возьми?! Я тут вообще-то разговариваю, а не ты!! Аммм, пожалуйста, Хиёко... Просто позволь мне.. сказать.. кое-что... Гонта рад встретить друзей которым нравятся муравьи. Ой, кстати! Хочешь пойти с Гонтой и посмотреть на других жучков? А?! К-Конечно!! Звучит прекрасно! Да кому не плевать на это!? Очевидно же, я ненавижу... Давай-ка, давай! Пойдем, побежали! Поторапливайся!! Не перебивай меня! Я замотаю тебя изолентой и разорву одним чистым рывком! Эй, сейчас же! Воевать нехорошо! Блин... Ну, я надеюсь, они весело проведут время, встретив и поприветствовав жуков... Да! Давайте поскорее проведем остаток свободного времени мило и безобидно! Эгрх.. Но я все равно немножечко встревожена и напугана.. После такого-то.. Вы втроем провели некоторое время вместе, окруженные жуками!

С Селестией Люденберг и Киётакой Ишимару

С Селестией Люденберг и Киётакой Ишимару Ha-wa-wah! I left something in the classroom. How could I make such a silly mistake... ...Hm? Gh...I lost again! I was sure today would be the day! Hmhmhm... Now then, Taka, do what you always do. Kiyotaka? Celeste? What are you still doing here? We were playing shogi. Even though I do not know the rules very well. Eh? Playing shogi without knowing the rules? Is that fun? It is fun to win. ...You won!? Taka said he wished to challenged me, so in order to even the odds, I selected shogi. Even so, I have no intention of losing when it comes to gambling. A-Are you two betting money!? Gambling between students is a big, big no-no! There's no way I would stand for something that would ruin public morals like gambling! I am simply having Taka retrieve some snacks from the dining hall for my teatime. Since I am giving him my precious time, this is a necessary exchange...nothing more. Yeah, that's it! And if I win, I have no intention of asking anything from Celeste! My teatime every day has been complete and I have not even needed to move. ...Eh? Every day? Today makes my tenth loss out of ten matches! I study shogi every night, but...it seems I haven't yet studied enough! K-Kiyotaka...your dedication is impressive. I just...wanted to win against a talented person though effort and hard work. However, I haven't neglected my other studies! I have sacrificed some of my sleeping time each night in order to study shogi! But to have still not won a single game... I'm such a loser. It's unfortunate, but luck really does trump effort. I also don't intend to go easy on you. I don't want you to go easy! I'll beat you with effort! By working hard! Then...I will cheer you on, Kiyotaka. But I think you should get some rest. Sleep deprivation is bad for your brain. That is excellent advice! Not only must I study shogi...I must also study the other environmental factors at play! That is what I have been lacking! Thank you, Monomi! Of course, I'm cheering you on too, Celeste. Please have a fun-filled school life with your classmates and build hope! If I can continue my splendid teatimes, then I don't mind spending some time with you. Even if I play with my eyes closed, I would still win. Then I will head to the dining hall at once!

С Кёко Киригири и Монокумой

С Кёко Киригири и Монокумой Kyoko, I'll be your P.E. teacher this time! Let's work hard as we work out! Harumph! Yes...let's. Aw, geez... I can't believe my shoddy little sister is the one teachin' this class... Waaaah! Monokuma! What are you doing here!? Um, I'm a student here, so...it's really not that strange for me to attend this class. But you're always truant! Well, yeah. The only thing that matters at Hope's Peak is acing the exams, right? So it's fine if I play hooky every once in a while or all the time, y'know? No, it's not! Even the students who can't attend class are still out there using their talents! Kyoko, you're still doing detective work while you go to school, aren't you? Well, yes...I do at times. That sounds so tough! Keep up the great work, though! You're doing an excellent job! It's become normal for me. I've been living like this for a while now. Well, having a talent is tough, too. You can't live a normal life or any other way, really... You pretty much have no freedom. I am proud to be a detective, and I'm content with my current living situation. Maybe you only think that way because you never had a say in the matter, hm? Kyoko...I think it's commendable that you are so proud of your talent. But please do not spread yourself too thin. If things get tough...you can always talk to me or your classmates, okay? Of course, if you just wanna get together and tell some fun stories, that's okay too! I don't really have any fun stories to tell... O-Oh... Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me... Kyoko works so hard... You could learn a lot from her, Monomi. What do you do around here, anyway? I mean...why are you even at this school? I...I could ask you the same question!

Сезонные Ивенты

Спортивный Фестиваль

You've been looking forward to the summer sports festival, and it's finally starting today! But apparently Monokuma is disrupting the events and getting in everyone's way... We gotta find Monokuma and catch him before the afternoon events start! For everyone's sake, I will uphold the peace! Monokumaaaa! Where are youuuu!? He might be roaming in the schoolyard! Monokumaaaa! Where are youuuu!? ...He's not here. Oh, Monomi! Are you looking for someone? Perhaps I can help you find them! That's it! Yasuhiro...would you be able to use your fortune-telling to find Monokuma? Simple! I can do that for the paltry fee of 1,000 bucks! 1,000 bucks!? ... Oh, you don't have that? I guess a bunny doll wouldn't have a lot of cash... Awww...I'm ashamed to say I don't have that much money, but can you still do a reading...? No can do. No discounts. ...What a cruel world. You couldn't convince Yasuhiro to conduct a reading, so you couldn't find Monokuma... He might be hiding in the main building! I found you, Monokuma! You're not getting away from me this ti— ...Hweh!? Oh, it's just you, Monomi... Unfortunately, Shuichi's the one who caught me this time. But I looked everywhere for him... Shuichi, where did you find Monokuma? He was hiding in the nurse's office. We found him after comparing witness statements. That makes sense... You're the Ultimate Detective, after all... Puhuhuhuhu! Too bad, Monomi! You just blew your big shining moment! Hrmm... At least I don't get in everyone's way all the time like you do. Anyway, excellent work Shuichi! Thank you! I'll take it from here, you go back to your event! Thank you, I'll do that. ...Make sure he doesn't get away. ...Though you played a very small role overall, you managed to safely apprehend Monokuma! He might be near the gymnasium! Hmmmmm... I've got a sneaking suspicion that leads me over...here! Whoa!? Oh, it's you Monomi. Don't scare me like that. Ha-wa-wa! Hajime...I'm sorry. What are you doing here? Did you come to cheer your classmates on in their events? Something like that. The main course's sports festival is pretty cool...if a bit chaotic. Hehehe... It sure is. The students are so full of energy. We got fun events this afternoon, like soccer and basketball! Please come cheer for everyone! Isn't there usually only one sports tournament? This sports festival is a bit out of hand... It is, but that's cuz the Monokubs suggested that we really pile on the events this year. ...Ah! That's right! I'm supposed to be guarding the sports festival right now! I gotta go! Sorry, Hajime! See you later! You spent too much time talking to Hajime and never found Monokuma...

Школьный Фестиваль

Today is the fall school festival! You've been looking forward to everyone's exhibits! But Monokuma forced you to be part of his talk show, so you barely got to see anything. The festival is nearly over...but you still have a little time left! Where will you go? I saw lots of exhibits in the classrooms! Hellooooo! Is Mahiru showing her photography exhibit here? She is...but it's already closed for today. Hngh... So...I was too late, after all... Well, while I'm cleaning up, I don't mind if you take a look. What? Really? Any other guest would be different, but you're an exception. I'm sure Mahiru would agree, too. Th-Thank you so much, Maki! You're so kind! I'm just doing my job as a receptionist... But make sure to be quiet while you're in there. Can do! Thanks to Maki, you got to enjoy Mahiru's photography exhibit! I saw lots of food stands in the schoolyard! Hello! Is this food stand still open? Uh, can't you tell by looking? We're closed. Oh, I see... How disappointing... If you wanna buy somethin', try somewhere else. They're probably closed too, though. W-Wait, please! At least...let me help clean your stand! What? You don't gotta do that. You don't look like you'd be much help anyway. Then, please...just let me be with you... It can be our little secret... Get the fuck away from me! A motorcycle gang member can't have a stuffed animal! *gaaasp!* You couldn't help Mondo... Will there be any more shows in the gym? There's no one here... Was our talk show really the last show scheduled? Huh? Is that Monomi? What are you doing out here all by yourself? I-Ibuki! Thank goodness! I thought I was all alone! By any chance...are you about to put on a show? Huh? My concert ended way back when everyone was still going wild. I just came back to get something I left here during the concert! Ohh... Did you miss it? Man, my concert today was seriously the best! H-How disappointing... I was looking forward to seeing everyone's exhibits... Did you miss all the shows, too? Didja, didja? There was a lot of intense action today! *sniffle* It's all Monokuma's fault... I missed the school festival... Oh wow...I feel bad for you now... Ooookay! Ibuki will give you a special encore! I'll sing a song just for you, Monomi! I-Ibuki...I'm so touched by how sweet and kind you are! Thanks to Ibuki, your broken heart was quickly pieced back together!

Зима

Your last winter at the academy... Graduation will be here before you know it. Let's take care of as much unfinished business as possible! What will you do? I wanna talk to someone Oh, it's Makoto! Hey, Makoto! Oh, hey Monomi. What are you doing here? I felt like talking, so I figured if I stayed here, someone would eventually show up. After spending three years with everyone, looking at the schoolyard feels...bittersweet. It's a strange feeling for me, too... From the entrance ceremony to today...it's been almost three whole years. Makoto...did you have a wonderful time at the academy? Yeah, I did. At first, I was worried that someone like me would never fit in... But I'm glad I was able to be here. It really...made me happy. I'm glad to hear that. I know I wasn't much help or anything... But I'm really happy that you and the others can graduate. I...really wanted to be everyone's teacher. T-Teacher? Really? Things didn't quite go as planned, thanks to Monokuma... But spending time with everyone at Hope's Peak Academy was really fun! I couldn't be everyone's teacher...but even after graduation, I'll be watching over you guys! You and Makoto reminisced about the academy for a while... I wonder if I can modify my appearance... Keebo, you've been visiting Miu for regular maintenance and additional functions, right? Yes. This flashlight function, for example, is just one function I had Miu install! Gwahhh!!! B-Bright light! Pretty amazing function, don't you think? T-Typical Miu... Modifying a robot she didn't even invent in the first place. Do you think she could modify me, too? As a sort of graduation makeover...? You want to change yourself? Not really... In fact, I wanna go back to the way I was supposed to be! I'm really self-conscious about this look... I'm supposed to be Magical Miracle Girl ★ Usami. O-Oh... But...to be honest, I'm a little nervous to entrust my body to Miu. Uh... It's not that I don't trust a student or anything... No, I get it... But she's surprisingly gentle and her invention skills are top notch. Although sometimes...her taste can be a little questionable. Th-That's what I'm most worried about! I wouldn't want a weird function, or an even more embarrassing new appearance! You thoroughly discussed the pros and cons of asking Miu to modify you... I wanna experience new things as a mascot Teruteru... You've mentioned that you wanna open your own restaurant someday, right? That's right. It's one of the Ultimate Chef's big dreams! Well, when you do make that dream come true...please make me your mascot! Huh? What? Hmm...I never thought I'd get a sales pitch from a mascot character. I was planning on using my round physique to be my own mascot. What do you think, Toko? Wh-Why are you asking *me*!? Well, if you need to know about characters, you ask a writer. You're a pro, aren't you? W-Well yes, but writing stories about mascot characters is out of my realm. Some stupid bunny wannabe like this would only show up in comics or light novels. S-Stupid bunny!? Hey, food mascots can't be sad. You'd need to always be smiling in front of food. But she's a bunny, right? Pigs and chickens, roasted whole. You yourself might be next... That kind of raw, instinctual thrill should be what you're going for, right? Hweh!? That's a bit dark, isn't it? Well, just make sure you're happy as you get roasted, Monomi. I think it'd be best if you just keep smiling as you said, "Eat me!" to all the customers. W-Well now I've lost my appetite! Um... I mean, I could always be one of those "creepy-cute" mascots, I guess... Convincing Teruteru to hire you as a mascot seems like it's going to be a hard sell...

Появления в Сезонных Ивентах Других Персонажей

С Геноцид Джек

Today is the school festival...but then you sneezed and ended up switching personalities! Looks like Miss Morose was selling her novels...But why not go somewhere else for now? Is something happening at the gym? Hm!? I smell Master Byakuya... I'm comin' in! Oh! My first customer! Eh? A guest? How is this possible!? What the hell is this!? There's no one here but stuffed animals! Master's musk is in the air... I wonder if he hit the gym... Welp, I'm outta here! Hey, where ya goin'? My talk show is just about to start! Plus, I'm here, too! Who would wanna watch your freaky puppet show!? Move! If you get between me and Master, I'll slice ya in two! Oh me, oh my... I don't care what happens to Monomi, just spare me okay? H-Hey... Are you throwing your little sister under the bus!? Huh? But you always said...you weren't my little sister, right? You monster! You've got ice water flowing through your stuffing! You can't fool me, ya dumb bear! Move it or lose it! Not only did Monokuma and Monomi waste your time, but you couldn't find Master...

С Хаджимэ Хинатой

Your last winter at the academy... Today, you have been invited to Chiaki's Christmas party. You've still got some time before the party. How will you spend it? Maybe I'll look around the schoolyard... Hope's Peak Academy, huh? Oh, Hajime... What are you doing here? Aren't you on your way to the dining hall? Yeah...just looking at the school building. I never did end up being able to attend... Since I was a kid, I admired Hope's Peak...but the closest I could get was the reserve course. H-Hajime... To be honest...I could've changed that, though. I had a chance to become talented and be useful to Hope's Peak, no matter the cost... But Hajime...you chose a different path in the end, didn't you? I was pretty lost for a while, but... I realized something important. Having talent isn't a goal. Even if you have one, but don't believe in yourself... ...you can't be proud of yourself. I know that now... That's how I feel. That's right, Hajime. You know...you are your own biggest supporter! If you can learn to love yourself, that love... ...will continue to support me for the rest of my life, right? ...Huh? I don't know where that came from. I just felt like I knew what you were going to say. Now let's get going. You're coming to the party too, right Monomi? Of course! Let's go be with the others, Hajime! You headed to the party with Monomi...

С Казуичи Содой

Today is the sports festival... You'll be in the three-legged race! Time to show off to Sonia! ...Or that was the plan anyway, but Monokuma jumped onto the course and made a scene! Rawr! Come any closer and I'll eat ya! Well, guess the race is canceled If you think about it, it makes sense to just wait till someone stops Monokuma. Ahhhhh! Monokuma! What do you think you're doing!? ...Seriously? Monomi? She's not reliable... Or wait, should we just let robots fight robots? Leave this to me, you guys. I'll stop Monokuma at once! Monomi awaaaaay! Cheerio! Monokuma and Monomi started fighting in the middle of the track and the race was canceled...

С Киётакой Ишимару

Today is the sports festival... You're in the middle runner in the relay! But you dropped the baton before you could pass it! How will you recover? I must reflect on my failures later! I ran as hard as I could...but due to my failures, my team has fallen! No, no, no! I'm so pathetic! If only I had tried harder! I can't believe I failed! I should have practiced! Polished my skills! Um...Kiyotaka... P-Please, leave me in my sorrow! Ummm... Keep your chin up! You ran your best and recovered! It was a heated match...and your teammates aren't even mad at you! So...please don't be hard on yourself. Love...loooooove... Monomi's words of encouragement touched your heart...

С Кокичи Омой

Today is the summer sports festival! The events you were in ended early... There's still time until afternoon events start. Why not walk around and kill some time? Oh, there's a weird-looking thing I was wondering who it was, but it's just you, Monomi. Well, your entire existence is weird! M-My existence is weird...? But I just wanna help everyone through their school life... You have good intentions, but everything else about you is weird. So, what are you doing here? Oh yes! I can feel sorry for myself later! I'm looking for Monokuma! Apparently he interfered in the event...and I have to deal with him right away! I saw Monokuma head to the courtyard. Really!? Is that true?!? Who can say? Do you think it is? ...Aw, I knew I shouldn't have asked you that. You gave Monomi some attention when she cried!

С Корекиё Шингуджи

Your last winter at the academy... The Monokubs have suggested that you all clean the school. So where will you clean? I would like to clean my own room Oh, Korekiyo... Aren't you gonna clean the school? Yes, but I thought I would clean my own room first. Y-Your own room... Are you sure that's really a priority right now? Well, I know we are meant to prioritize communal spaces for something like this... But my notes and documents are starting to pile up. Cleaning is a difficult task. I'd prefer to take an opportunity like this to organize everything. I see... You take your research very seriously. Very well, then! You've convinced me to give you permission! Your permission doesn't really matter... Oh...that's right. I'm not a teacher right now... You? A teacher? I know I may not look like it...but I really am supposed to be everyone's teacher. I still feel like I'm your teacher. I'll always be there for you, Korekiyo. Hmm... Really? No matter what happens? Really, I mean it... Ummm, is something the matter? No, it's noting. I am grateful for your thoughts. Trust...expectations... The beauty of humanity can be seen even when such feelings are crushed. ...Although, you are not a person. ...You cleaned your room with Monomi!

С Монокумой

Today is the fall school festival... You're going to host a talk show with Monomi! However, it's five minutes before showtime and not a single seat is filled... But you made some preparations just in case this sort of thing happened... I planted my adorable kids in the audience! H-How could you make your kids do this... This is so bad for their upbringing! I can't do my job with those five bugging me... All they're good for is filling empty seats. But it's okay cuz they're cuuuuuuuuuute! Their only purpose is to look and act cute! What a terrible thing to say! You need to nurture your kids' unique personalities! Jeez, you're such a nagging aunt. Aunt... I-I'm not your little sister, so I'm not their aunt either! Let's see...there's the suck-up, the boring one, the other suck-up... Uh, who am I forgetting? Hmph... You're a terrible father! Those poor Monokubs! Don't you really mean...poor me? Cuz...look at all these empty seats! I told them to come but they never showed up! Did they just forget!? Are they rebelling!? Did Monodam put them up to this!? ...I think they made the right choice by not coming. None of the seats in the audience were filled... So you staked out a high traffic area and put on a "bear on the street" talk show instead!

Your last winter at the academy... Graduation will be here before you know it. If you have any unfinished business left, now's the time to take care of it! Maybe I'll go mess with Monomi Hey Monomi! If you got time to stand around doin' nothing, then go get me a salmon! I'm not doing nothing! I just escorted a hurt student to the Nurse's Office! You pretend to be so good, when you won't even take care of your niece and nephews... Th-That's not it at all! How do you expect me to ignore a student who needs my help!? And I don't have a niece or nephews cuz I'm not your little sister! Would you say that to the Monokubs' faces while they're innocently adoring you!? W-Well, uh... Actually, they've never adored me, innocently or otherwise... Sheesh... You can pick on the Monokubs all you want, but at least show me some respect! Ergh... You're so bossy... Even after three years, you're still so bossy... You delivered a German suplex to Monomi while she complained and whined!

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Today is the school festival... You're going to be the chef at a shop! Do your best! A new customer has come to visit... How do you greet them? Hey, you there, what are you doing? Hello customers! You get to be the audience for my "bear on the street" talk show! Erm... I'm sorry... I tried to stop him, but Monokuma just wouldn't listen... Hey, hey! Don't lie now! You were just as excited for this as I was! Y-You're the liar! I've been trying to stop you from the get-go! Ugh, you're so annoying... Change of plans! We're doin' a two-man comedy act now! Hey, what's going on here!? Don't start up some weird show in my restaurant! Huh? Monomi already missed her line so now I'm over that idea... Well, people do love the raw, uncut drama that happens during troubled productions like this! That's right! Raw and uncut is the best! Yeah! Teruteru knows what I'm talking about! ...What I mean is, get out of here already! You had a hard time kicking Monokuma and Monomi out...